August Him: Do you want to do anything special for your birthday? Me: YES! That sounds great!
September Me: Notices the notifications for a party on Kink.com's Upper floor, RSVPs "YES."
Early October Him: You want to go to Vegas for your birthday? Me: YES! Cancels RSVPs to Upper Floor party.
Mid October Him: We can't go to Vegas for your birthday. Make other plans. Me: Maybe, um, a party? Him: No.
Late October Him: Make plans for your birthday! Me: Like what? Him: YOU decide.
Last week of October Him: Did you make plans for your birthday? Me: Yeah...we can go bowling or...something. Him: You don't sound very excited. Me: Will you at least take me to the munch? Please? Him: Maybe. I'll think about it.
Two days before my birthday Him: We're not going to do anything exciting for your birthday, are we? Me: Can you PLEASE take me to the munch. ONCE A YEAR, that's all I ask. Him: Fine, I'll come to the munch. But it's too bad I won't be able to give you your birthday spankings there. Me: ...You want to give me birthday spankings? Him: Yeah. Too bad we're not going to a party. Me: OH GOD DAMN IT