Ten Things Anal Sluts Think Of While Getting Fucked in the Ass
1. Whoa! That lube is cold. Don't use too little! But don't use too much either! I don't want a mess on the sheets again.
2. How is it you like to do this to me, anyway? I mean, I know it's tight and warm in there, but still...THEY DON'T CALL IT THE POOP CHUTE FOR NOTHING. Doesn't this gross you out? Please don't let this gross you out.
3. Ok, some pressure...I can take it...ow. Ow ow OW. God I forgot again how much this hurts.
4. I can take it...the worst must be over now...OKAY I GUESS NOT OW OW OW.
5. Okay. Okay. Worst is definitely over. He's in. OH WAIT HE HELD BACK OH JESUS.
6. He's sliding now...this isn't so bad...I can handle this.
7. Mmm, those are some very nice colors floating by.
8. Oh God, this is really awesome, I mean this is fucking amazing, holy shit it HURTS but please don't STOP
9. Why can't I ever come this good with plain 'ole vaginal sex?
10. Okay, you can pull out now. Now, really, it's starting to hurt again. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T COME YET