Saturday, July 21, 2012

Husband, the Mind Reader

Husband: I can totally read your mind.
Me: You can?
Husband: Yes. waves his hands over my head, runs his fingers across my face You really want a cookie.
Me: Uh, no, I don't.
Husband: Slaps me hard on the ass Yes, you really do.
Me: After rubbing my ass Nooo, I really don't.
Husband: Slaps me on the ass harder Yes, you really do.
Me: Eyeing his hand as it's being raised a third time I...guess I do.
Husband: See? I can totally read your mind. Hands me a cookie You also want to give me a blow job.
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10 comments:

  1. Kitty the Submissive WifeJuly 21, 2012 at 10:41 PM

    Oh my god... that was hilarious.

    Thank you for that.

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  2. AnonymousJuly 21, 2012 at 10:59 PM

    Thank you made me laugh first thing in the morning.Now I can go and face the world with a smile on my face:)

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  3. Shelby CrossJuly 22, 2012 at 6:39 AM

    Always happy to oblige, guys. :)

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  4. StormJuly 22, 2012 at 8:06 AM

    Lmao. Yes, this was a good laugh to start the day off with.

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  5. UnknownJuly 22, 2012 at 8:34 AM

    That is hysterical!

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  6. KatJuly 22, 2012 at 9:02 AM

    This is wonderful. I jumped here from Kitty's page and will visit again.

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  7. SaoirseJuly 22, 2012 at 5:53 PM

    OH GOD! You made me laugh so hard-HIM too!

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  8. OliviaJuly 22, 2012 at 8:54 PM

    Haha, I loved this! He's hilarious :D

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  9. AnonymousJuly 22, 2012 at 9:40 PM

    *files away for future use* Do be sure to thank him for me. :-D

    Stay SINful
    Mr. AP

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  10. AnonymousJuly 24, 2012 at 8:48 AM

    Wonderful sense of humor he has!:)

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