Me: What?
Husband: Come here!
Me: already feeling that first sensation of prickly dread Why?
Husband: Just COME HERE!
Me: cringing in fear ....Okay. Walks into the bedroom, sees him in our bathroom, leaning over the counter, shoulders slumped. Princess Leia's voice rings out, It's a trap! IT'S A TRAP!
Husband: Come closer.
Me: Is this a trap?
Husband: Look. Points to his shaver...which is not plugged in
Me: Rushes to plug it in I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Husband: Why? Why do you do these things?
Me: shrugs I don't know. It's just my nature.
Husband: We will have to work harder to tame your nature.
Guys, it was nice knowing you.
Heh. The Taming of The Cross. ;-)
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Mr. AP
Oh no... it was nice knowing you too! But, presuming (on the off chance) that you survive, we would love to hear more from you soon!
ReplyDeleteUh oh. :( Good luck!
ReplyDeleteThanks guys. It wasn't that bad. Just some testing of the resolve with a monster buttplug, and no lube.
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