Husband: Come here!
Me: already feeling that first sensation of prickly dread Why?
Husband: Just COME HERE!
Me: cringing in fear ....Okay. Walks into the bedroom, sees him in our bathroom, leaning over the counter, shoulders slumped. Princess Leia's voice rings out, It's a trap! IT'S A TRAP!
Husband: Come closer.
Me: Is this a trap?
Husband: Look. Points to his shaver...which is not plugged in
Me: Rushes to plug it in I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Husband: Why? Why do you do these things?
Me: shrugs I don't know. It's just my nature.
Husband: We will have to work harder to tame your nature.
Guys, it was nice knowing you.