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You will never see these toys in any of my stories. You're welcome.
We start with some hand restraints. The Hotel Bentmoore believe firmly in hand restraints; they are quite useful for a variety of purposes. One purpose not listed, however, is the satisfaction of a squid fetish.
Although if someone has a deep desire to fuck a mermaid, I suppose these things would have their uses.
Believe it or not, the Hotel Bentmoore does have its limits. It does not, for instance, condone necrophelia. Which is why you'll never see a toy like this:
You think he blinks?
Imagine having a staring contest with him...through the flesh of your pelvis.
AAAAHHHH! WHAT COULD BE SCARIER?