Friday, October 3, 2014

Ten Things Not to Say to Your Master After Being Punished at His Feet

1. Oh wow, that's it? And here I thought I was in some trouble.
2. I'm not laughing at you, really, it's just, your accent is so cute.
3. You need a new dandruff shampoo. It felt like you were snowing on me.
4. I hate to say it, but I'm beginning to notice you really need to work out more. Especially your arms.
5. You know, at some point you're going to have to start thinking you're getting too old for this.
6. Yeah, sure I learned my lesson—whatever.
7. What was I supposed to stop doing again?
8. You should cut your toe nails. What the fuck did I say? What else am I supposed to look at while I'm kneeling down there?
9. Are we done now? Good. So let me tell you about the conversation I had with my mother.
10. It's too bad you didn't take pictures while you were doing it.


  1. Hahahahahhaaha! I would never do that. Much. Maybe.


    Sadly, I have found a few of my own and each and every time I think….that was seriously a dumbs thing to say as soon as the words have left my mouth…and each and every time, I pay for my stupidity!