Me: I can haz orgazm now? Husband: Yes. Have fun. Me: Thank you thank you thank you! I can use a buttplug, too? Husband: Yes. Me: The nice big glass one? :D Husband: Yes. In fact, I insist. Me: I can't find the lube. Where's the lube?...Where'd you put the lube?...Hello?...OH GOD DAMN IT.