Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Kinky Sheep Orgy Gone Wrong!

My mother has a lot of figurine collections. Here are members of her sheep figurine collection, all lined up, waiting for me to climb back into bed.

 "I thought they'd be adorable," my mother said.
"They are waiting to kill me in my sleep," I said.
It turned out, the sheep were more kinky than I thought.
A few minutes later, a sheep orgy was in full baaa and swing, and everyone had reason to smile.

Top Sheep was very popular—mainly because of his size, I think.

Uh oh: things have gone wrong. Bottom sheep has now cried "CONSENT VIOLATION!"
She's off in the corner crying with her friend, while her boyfriend (they're polysheep of course) has words with Top Sheep.

Things are escalating...Top Sheep is trying to apologize to bottom sheep, but she's having none of it. Her friend is yelling at Top Sheep STOP BEING SO PUSHY LEAVE HER ALONE while others look on.

Now they're all trying to talk it out, but what they fail to notice is that the quiet onlooker to this whole scene is now writing up a post on Fetlife about everything....

Breaking news: the bottom sheep's friend has now taken Top Sheep's side in the fight, Top Sheep and two-faced ex-friend are now a couple, and the onlooker is happy because his post lamenting all the "drama" is now on K&P.

Wow. Sheep live more interesting lives than I thought.
(I think I need help.)

2 comments:

  1. I could tell you more about sheep sex than you need to know, but one funny thing they do is the ram tests for receptivity in the ewes by coming up behind them and waving his front leg at them, then the ewe pees for him, and he smells it using his funny lip curl (flehmen) and knows if she's ready to breed. Yes, sheep watersports.

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