Tuesday, February 24, 2015

This is Why It's Important to Talk About Personal Definitions

Me: I don't feel good and I need a shower and my breath is weird and I feel gross. You should pity me.
Husband: I will pity you later by forcing your mouth open and sticking my dick inside.
Me:...That's not pity.
Husband: That's MY definition of pity.

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